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> Little white lies...

I love anything made out of pipe cleaners.

How nice to see you.

You didn't get our postcard?

We RSVPed.

There's plenty to eat.

You're looking well.

We were just speaking of you.

The store was out of Cocoa Krispies.

I don't want to hurt you.

I'm not saying this to hurt you.

I'm sure he was trying to reach you, but the phone was busy.

He'll call.

I'm doing this for your own good.

Sending you to summer camp was for your benefit.

Your favorite blanket fell apart in the laundry.

I'm sorry.

I was just going to call you.

That's just what I wanted: the perfect gift.

That was so kind of you.

I'll wear it often.

I'm going to powder my nose.

We are so thrilled.

Of course I remember.

 

 


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