If you keep your boots or rubbers on indoors, you'll go insane.
Pull the curtains on nights when there's a full moon because if the rays fall
on your face while you're sleeping, you'll go crazy.
Smoke pot and you'll become a homicidal maniac.
Aspirin with Coca-Cola will make you high and crazy.
If you put buttons in the wrong buttonhole, you'll sew up your brain.