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> You'll go mad if...

If you keep your boots or rubbers on indoors, you'll go insane.

Pull the curtains on nights when there's a full moon because if the rays fall on your face while you're sleeping, you'll go crazy.

Smoke pot and you'll become a homicidal maniac.

Aspirin with Coca-Cola will make you high and crazy.

If you put buttons in the wrong buttonhole, you'll sew up your brain.

 

 


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