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Your Mother



> You'll damage your feet if you...

If you step on a crack, you'll break your mother's back.

Step in a hole, you'll break your mother's sugar bowl.

Step in a ditch, your mother's nose will itch.

Step on the dirt, you'll tear your father's shirt.

Step on a nail, you'll put your father in jail.

If you don't wear Oxfords, you'll be a cripple for your whole life.

If you wear heels, you'll break your neck.

 

 


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