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> The world through rose tinted glasses...

Good things happen to good people.

There are good people in this world and bad people in this world, and the good ones instinctively recognize each other.

If you study hard, you'll do well in this world.

Nobody tells family secrets.

Good food and good habits are cheaper and better for you in the long run than bad food and bad habits.

All drugs are bad, including coffee, tea, and Coke.

Only hicks drink whisky, smoke cigarettes, and have tattoos.

Good people are always kind to others.

Good people always stick to their diet.

Good people never yell in public.

Nobody gets divorced.

If you're honest and fair, things will always work out.

You can't succeed without hard work; you can't fail with it.

Polite people wait patiently.

 

 


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