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> It'll be OK in the future...

You're getting married in June; you don't need a back-up plan.

You can change the world.

It's never too late.

I'd have to guess you'll be an artist.

I expect great things from you.

With that handwriting you'll probably be a doctor.

You can be anything you want to be.

The army is good training.

There are lots of advantages to being a big fish in a small pond.

That's a good school, and you can transfer later.

You've got such extraordinary talent.

You're going to live forever.

You deserve it.

Dandruff means your hair will be longer and thicker.

Pulling out weeds is good exercise.

If it hurts, it's not cancer.

The world is your oyster.

Virgo is a very good sign.

If you never quit, you can't lose.

You've got great genes.

You can have it all.

You can change.

If you want to do something, you can find a way.

There's nothing to be afraid of.

 

 


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