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A - Z of Lies
About Your Body
Animals
Classic Lies
Food
Gumpisms
Reassurances
School
Warnings
What We Tell Kids
White Lies
Your Mother



> It'll be alright, be reassured...

There's nothing to be afraid of.

Those cookies you made were delicious. We ate them all.

I love that outfit.

You're as good as anyone else.

You have such a beautiful face.

You're not skinny; you're wiry.

You're not fat; you're husky.

Boys like something to squeeze.

It's healthy to have a little extra meat on you.

Twiggy was too thin; you're just right.

Don't worry, sweetie; you'll fill out.

It's just baby fat.

You'll look better when your bangs are cut.

You're perfect the way you are.

It will look better when your hair grows in.

No one will notice.

On a scale of one to ten, you're a 9.5.

It doesn't look bad.

You are beautiful.

Those glasses look great on you.

Glasses make you look distinguished.

You'll get taller.

Good things come in small packages.

You'll grow into your nose.

Tests in junior high don't matter.

The reason that mean guy is picking on you is because he likes you.

I'll be here for you.

We will always love you.

Mommy and Daddy love each other (before a divorce).

Trust me, no one will ever read this.

 

 


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