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> It'll be OK in the future...

Your husband will take care of you.

When you grow up you'll have a figure just like Barbie's.

You have to learn the metric system because the whole world is going metric.

You will grow up, get married, have children, and live happily ever after (in that order).

If you get a good education, you'll get a good job and be financially secure.

You'll meet somebody in college.

You can't have a good time forever. Sooner or later you'll have to get married.

You'll get married while you're still in college and then become a teacher.

A summer in New Jersey will be just as much fun as a summer in Europe.

After you marry it will all work out.

I've got enough put aside to cover your education.

I'll be here for you.

We'll take care of you.

A college degree is your ticket to success.

Everything will be okay.

We'll be friends for life.

These IBM stocks will pay for your children's education.

Real estate can only appreciate in value.

This house will still be standing for your grandchildren.

 

 

 


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