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Your Mother



> When you are the mother...

When you're the mother, you can do it your way.

When you're the grown-up you can sit in the front seat.

When it's your house you can keep it as filthy as you want.

When you're the driver you can travel at any speed you want.

When you're an adult your opinion will count.

Because I'm the mother, that's why.

 

 


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