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Your Mother



> Your mother is a martyr...

I'm doing this for your own good.

This will hurt me more than it hurts you.

I slaved over a hot stove because I know you like homemade spaghetti sauce.

I left work to watch your play but now have to go back to the office until midnight.

It's all right; I'm not hungry.

I'd rather my children should get what they need.

It's all right, I'll walk.

We gave you everything.

I was saving it for a dress for myself, but if you can't live without a Slinky, I can go without.

I'd rather you have a violin than I get a warm coat.

I carried you and the groceries and the stroller up five flights of stairs.

Better you should have your teeth straightened than that I should have my leg operated on.

It only hurts when I walk.

Someday you'll thank me for this.

 

 


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