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> The untruths, lies and white lies about how you got here...

The stork brought you.

Babies come from pumpkin patches.

The hospital gave you to us.

You were shipped from Cleveland.

Babies come from your belly button.

Storks bring babies to houses where people leave sugar cubes for them.

You were the Immaculate Conception.

 

 


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