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> You have a new brother or sister now...

We love you both the same.

We loved you so much we wanted another just like you.

All of you were planned.

Your brother loves you.

He's not a rival; he's a playmate.

Your brothers and sisters are your best friends.

Your sister isn't jealous of you; she wants you to do well.

Your sister asked for you when she called.

Blood is thicker than water.

Your brother wasn't trying to kill you when he pushed you off the top of the slide.

 

 


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