I wasn't listening in on your phone call; I was trying to call Aunt Mary.
I wasn't littering; I was leaving food for the birds.
I wasn't looking through your drawers; I was putting away the laundry.
I was just trying to stop a nose bleed.
I wasn't waiting up. I was watching a movie.
I wasn't reading your diary; I was looking for my contact lens.
I wasn't spying on you; your diary turned up on my bookshelf.
It tastes better from the carton.
We just remember it differently.
I wasn't looking for dope in your pocketbook; I just wanted an aspirin.
I wasn't looking for your diaphragm; I needed some tissues.
I wasn't sleeping; I was reading.
I didn't forget your birthday. I was planning a surprise later.
As it so happens, I was talking to a lady from the church.
I didn't dodge the draft. We were getting married anyway.
I am listening.
I have no idea what happened to your first-grade artwork.
I was never too shy to call a girl.
I am awake.
I voted when you were at school.
The devil made me do it.
I had a flat tire.
They're my friend's cigarettes.
I had to work late.
Daddy and I were just wrestling in bed when you walked in.
Oh him? He's just a guy who came to read the meter.
I wasn't eating your candy; I was checking to make sure it wasn't spoiled.
She's just a friend.
I wasn't dating her when I was married to your mother.