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> If you lie...

Your nose grows when you tell a lie.

I wouldn't lie to you.

A light on your forehead glows when you tell a lie.

You get pimples on your tongue when you tell a lie.

It happened to Pinocchio, and it's happening to you.

Your tongue goes black when you lie.

I can always tell when you tell a lie.

You start to sweat when you tell a lie.

God knows when you're lying.

God gave you hiccups for telling a lie.

Not all lies are bad.

A little truth helps the lie go down.

A little white lie won't hurt anybody.

I was crossing my fingers; the lie didn't count.

I don't want any yes boys around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth (even if they get punished for it).

Tell white lies and you'll go color blind.

When in doubt, tell the truth.

Parents never lie to their children.

 

 


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