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> Broken promises...

I'd like to come but . . .

We'll go on a fishing trip, just the two of us.

We'll go bowling next week.

I'll make it to the next hockey game.

I'll bring the camera next time.

I'll get there on time.

I'll tell you later.

I'll never hit you again.

I'm not going to die any time soon.

I won't get lost.

You can pierce your ears when you're 13.

We'll see the movie you want next time.

She's moving away, but you'll see each other. You'll stay best friends.

We'll go visit her next summer.

We'll lose weight together.

I'll get your mother to stop drinking.

I will quit smoking.

Your father and I will work it out.

When I get back, things will be better between us.

Nobody is going to jail.

The bank won't foreclose.

When I die I'm going to come back and haunt you.

I'll make it up to you.

You will never have to go and live in foster care.

I'll drive carefully.

I'll be back in five minutes.

 

 


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