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> Gumpisms - What Forrest Gump or your mother would say

Shoes will take you anywhere.

Life is like a box of chocolates.

If God had intended everyone to be the same, he'd have put braces on all our legs.

You're no different from anyone else.

Vacation is when you go somewhere and never come back.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Miracles happen every day.

You are gifted.

You don't know what love is.

There's only so much fortune one man needs.

You make your own destiny.

You've got to put the past behind you before you can move on.

 

 


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