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A - Z of Lies
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> All time Classic Lies

Be good or Santa Claus won't bring you any toys.

Once upon a time . . .

A pot of gold can be found at the end of the rainbow.

Leprechauns (trolls, fairies, fairy godmothers, gnomes, elves) live here.

Fairies are real. When you say you don't believe in them, one dies a wee bit.

She is a fairy princess.

A dwarf's gift is a pot of gold.

The Easter Bunny will hide the eggs, but give you candy in return.

The Tooth Fairy knows the going rate.

Don't worry about the monsters under your bed. Dad has his .44 loaded and will blow them away if they so much as try
anything.

There is an Easter Bunny.

There's a man in the moon.

When you wish upon a star your dreams come true.

Someday your prince will come.

And they lived happily ever after.

Santa and the reindeer enjoyed the snacks.

Yes, there is a Santa Claus.

 

 


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