I'M GOING ON HOLIDAY FOR A LONG TIME SO DONT BOTHER KNOCKING.
THAT WASN'T MY STEREO TURNED UP LAST NIGHT. (But there was a heavy metal band
playing in our lounge.)
ALL THAT SCREAMING YOU HEARD LAST NIGHT WAS A HORROR MOVIE WE WERE WATCHING.
(Don't explain this while digging a grave in your back yard.)
I DON'T KNOW WHO RAN OVER YOUR DOG LAST NIGHT.
DO YOU KNOW WHO SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE? (Make sure the 'Little Lucifers' packet
is out of sight and not hanging out of your back pocket.)
WHAT'S A LITTLE NUCLEAR TEST?
WE ARE VERY CONSERVATION MINDED. (A little atomic explosion will have two-headed
people running around everywhere, therefore increasing the head count without
the resource problem of extra bodies.)
A - B
- C - D - E
- F - G - H
- I - J - K
- L - M - N
- O - P - Q
- R - S - T
- U - V - W
- X - Y - Z