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JOBS

Some useful lies for job interviews:

OH - THAT'S A PIECE OF CAKE. (Don't point to the interviewer's morning tea or use if applying for a job in a bakery.)

I'VE NEVER TAKEN A SICK DAY AND I DON'T INTEND TO. (Because I've never had a job.)

I'M AN EXTREMELY HARD WORKER. (Don't use this if applying for a civil servant's job or yawning.)

I'M THE MAN FOR THE JOB. (Don't say this wearing a skirt.)

I COULD DO IT STANDING ON MY HEAD. (Use this when applying for a job as an acrobat.)

YOU CAN BANK ON ME. (A teller.)

I'M GOOD AT BOOKKEEPING. (I've been out at the races every day this week.)

I'M GOOD WITH FIGURES. (36, 24, 36)

I CAN SPEAK FIVE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. (American, English, Australian, Canadian, New Zealand.)

I BELIEVE THE JOB WOULD BE BOTH CHALLENGING AND REWARDING.

 

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