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INTRODUCTIONS

Isn't it the worst when you go to introduce someone and forget their name? Here are some handy hints:

JUST EVERYONE INTRODUCE THEMSELVES. I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE TOILET.

When meeting someone who obviously knows you and you can't remember them, start fishing for clues.

SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING LATELY?

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN GOING OUT?

HOW'S WORK? (Doesn't work on the unemployed, but then who cares anyway?)

WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? (Ask them their name and when they tell you, say, 'I know your first name, silly, I mean your second name!')

HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE BEFORE? (Perhaps on a 'Wanted' poster.)

If all else fails, wait until someone comes up and introduces themselves.

 

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